Killing everyone to death

neil-gaiman:

freemonker:

neil-gaiman:

dduane:

ALT

Via @Ed_Solomon at Twitter. Here’s a clearer copy, in case (as a result of the looming Twitpocalypse) the original goes missing.

I love Ed so much.

I hate this plot shape so much too.

So I don’t have to follow this when making a story????

Not even a little bit, no.

infinite-orangepeel:

i don’t want a ‘career’ ! i want to write sexy fanfiction for my internet friends <3

(via thegirlwhowritesfics)

fyeahmovies:

BARBIE
2023 | Greta Gerwig

(via glorianas)

lierdumoa:

lierdumoa:

werewolftits:

werewolftits:

tiktok is such an awful app, it’s almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

(via biglawbear)

seasonallydefective:

There are instances where CGI ages gracefully, and I think the best examples are stylized 2D animation from the 2000’s or so.

Go rewatch Invader Zim. The show still looks shockingly good for being 20 years old, and none of the CGI looks dated, because it’s stylized to fit the look of the show.

Disney’s Atlantis

Lilo & Stitch

The Iron Giant

This is less a defense of CGI and more a defense of bringing back computer-assisted 2D animation.

(via biglawbear)

abalidoth:

tamberoo:

abalidoth:

Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it’s 41.8 km!

i need several moments, math like this scares me

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

(via im-gonna-be-late)

aropride:

aropride:

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

(via freythegay)

forestentitea:

”the gay subtext between Merlin and Arthur is just subtext” interesting take but have you ever watched the fucking show

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

thisarenotarealblog:

ssundiall:

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life

(via democraticsenator)

ouc-h:

what should my next mistake be

(via esgotada)

pathologising:

snapchat is an application of the devil if someone asks you for your snap know they have been infiltrated by demonic energy and their soul is no longer theirs frankly

(via alienjaylien)

thoodleoo:

it’s because youre always on that damn illuminated manuscript

(via aromanticduck)

headspace-hotel:

Any community is a walkable community if you don’t mind getting fucking smashed to the consistency of grits by Brad in his Ford Garghonkulous 9000

(via trans-riot)

lexosaurus:

special shoutout to all the 50+ year old men who record 2min basic tutorial videos for simple tasks with their shaky cell phone vertical camera and upload them to youtube to get like 20 views. y'all are the true backbone of society

(via harrysthiccthighss)